Friends Vs Homies

I guess you'd figure out where you fit into among the two, by the time you finish reading this:

Friends: Never asks for anything to eat or drink 
Homies: Help themselves and are the reason why I have no food 

Friends: Would bail you out of jail 
Homies: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS F**KING AWESOME!!! Lets do it again!" 

Friends: Won't laugh at you. 
Homies: Will embarrass your Ass when everyone is around! 

Friends: Has never seen you cry 
Homies: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in privately when your not still down. 

Friends: Asks you to write down your number. 
Homies: Have you on speed dial 

Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. 
Homies: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." 

Friends: Only knows a few things about you 
Homies: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... 

Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing 
Homies: Will kick the ASS of the entire crowd that left you. 

Friends: Would knock on your front door 
Homies: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME" 

Friends: Know some of your embarrassing moments... 
Homies: Are next to you making them! 

Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone 
Homies: They already know not to tell... 

Friends: Are only through high school 
Homies: They are for life 

Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough 
Homies: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste good shit!" 

Friends: Will leave you in a ditch 
Homies: Will drag you out of the ditch and laugh at your ASS later! 

Friends: Would ignore this letter 
Homies: Will send this back to the person who sent it to you! 

"Wazup homie!! Howz it going!!"

***With inputs from Urban Dictionary***
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